RetardedSpiceBar's Reviews

[Something On My Face]

Sync Visuals with Audio

This is really cool (both song and animation/artwork), but it would have been much better and more interesting if you had synced the visuals up with the music. Still very cool though. Wish I could watch this with Lucy.

[I'm a PC: Deleted Clips]

Needs Improvement

The animation and artwork was subpar, as was the audio (for the most part). I feel like it would've been funnier if the artwork, animation, and audio were improved. The humor itself was okay (although hindered by the poor quality of everything in general) but it could use touching-up as well. Good effort.

Little-Rena responds:

Alright

[U: Submission Day]

Could be so much better...

The artwork and animation is good. It's a style I'm not particularly fond of, but it's still good. The audio is mediocre. The voice acting is pretty bad, and combined with the terrible dialogue, an autistic symphony of fail is produced every time a character opens his mouth. The jokes are all very bland. I didn't laugh once. I didn't even crack a smile. I'm not a hardass when it comes to reviewing either, but when I watch something that's been placed on the front page, I expect it to be much better than this. Work on writing and voice acting, and this will be much more enjoyable. Also, work on spelling. The subtitles looked like they were written by an 8 year old. Sorry if this seems mean, I guess it kind of is, but I'm tired of stuff like this being put on the front page. With improvements in audio/writing, this could be awesome. Until then it's just another sub-par comedy series on ye olde Newgrounds.

[Triple Tutorial]

Me Love This Long Time

I personally find this to be very informative :D
It covers the basics of three essential graphics/animation programs: Flash, Photoshop, and 3ds Max. The latter two work very well together once you get into the more advanced 3ds Max material. However, for someone learning the basics, this is a solid tutorial. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to turn up the music, go get some glow sticks, and have myself a one-man rave.

SickSith-Artist responds:

Spicebar you know I love you in a non homo way. Thanks for all your help, can't wait for our next project!

[Super Smash Flash]

*throws up*

You, sir, have defiled the name of Super Smash Bros. I am sick of people ripping sprites because they think it will look "cool", be "original", or "classic". Do you want to really know what ripping sprites looks like? Crap. Absoulte crap. Also, the sound quaility, um, it made me turn down my speakers very shortly after the game began. Honestly, this game isn't to great. Oh wow, it has an auto-save feature, is ripping off of the good name Super Smash Bros., AND it has horrible controls, let's vote 5! The character's move slow, which is very aggrivating. They also have no variety of attacks, which makes this game very bland. Basically, you looked at any success people made with sprites, the success of Super Smash Bros., and then created this unholy abomination.

Do you want to know what would make this game good? Try drawing and animating the characters yourself in your own style, which would give this game a more unique feel. If you can't animate or draw, ask someone else to do it. Get better audio quality for your sound effects and music. Add more attacks for the characters. Make the game run smoother by smoothing out the frame-rate OR adjusting how many pixels the characters move. I would be much happier that you didn't rip off of Super Smash Bros, but if you must, do it properly.

[Ultimate Peter Griffin SB]

Perfect

This is great, absolutely great. However, I can't figure out how to download it. Can you only download it when it is loading, because that is impossible for me because it loads so fast. So how can I download this?